Are we in a gay sports bar?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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