dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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