That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
