We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Everything about him screamed your future.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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