Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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