There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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