I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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