so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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