3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
false alarm. still invincible.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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