he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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