so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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