Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
there is puke in my bra ... again
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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