Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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