Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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