Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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