Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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