just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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