its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i would punch a child for taco bell
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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