Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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