what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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