38 yer olds are good kisserssss
only if we run a train.
done.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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