I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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