are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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