They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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