This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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