Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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