I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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