mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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