bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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