kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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