Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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