question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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