Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
