3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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