We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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