I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
