Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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