question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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