is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
