i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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