in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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