dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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