do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Randomize
