What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Im part way to drunk.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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