wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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