This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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