As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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