Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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