just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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