I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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