did you get engaged???
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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