So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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