I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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