New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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