I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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