help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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