sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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