This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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